Rumors of my death are largely exaggerated. You know those suckers you see on the news? The ones who hand over to con artists large sums of money and you wonder how such boobs make it through the day without a foam helmet? That's me. The boob. I lost my nest egg to the nicest cheat you'll ever meet. We'll call him Bob McKnob.
This week on the Madison Weekly Radio Show: Huntsville Hospital Marketing Director, Burr Ingram, and the newly appointed Student Safety Director for Madison City Schools, Dennis James.
Madison United Methodist Church welcomes pilots and spectators of all ages to a free indoor small radio-controlled airplane and helicopter flying event.
The Tonya Factor is named in honor of Tonya Harding, that wonderful piece of Olympic white trash who made the 1994 Winter Games such a "must see" event.
If Jesus had been born in a mall instead of a manger, we would not be celebrating Christmas today because the Three Wise Men would have never found a place to park.
Is it just me, or are TVs taking over the universe?
Why don't we take all this pushing and pulling energy and do something useful, like build a monorail or something.
There are a few things to consider to make sure you're prepared for a good time.
Only one thing could get me to jump out of a perfectly good plan: a triple dog dare by my friend Anthony.
The 2010 Concerts in the Park, every Thursday through August.
Watching the Madison City Council on TV could cure insomnia.
The 2010 Concerts in the Park starts June 3 at the Madison Gazebo on the Village Green in historic downtown Madison.
If you need anything other than your nose to tell when your kid's diaper is dirty you're just too stupid to raise humans.
The Madison Arts Council announced this week the lineup for the Madison Gazebo Concerts
The world's supply of caviar is running out, which means snotty, rich people may have to eat sardines!
Someone once said that there are only two things in life that are certain: death and taxes.
The Arts Council presents the First Preliminary Round for the Panoply Art Festival’s “Homegrown Talent Contest” March 28.
Plans have been finalized for one of the most anticipated events each fall: the Trail of Tears Commemorative Motorcycle Ride.
My wife calls herself "the brains" of the outfit. Like that's something to brag about.
Madison United Methodist Church welcomes pilots and spectators of all ages to a free indoor small radio-controlled airplane and helicopter flying event.
I'm really just a highly functioning idiot savant, kind of a high octane Rain Man. And I'm a very good driver.
Local stay-at-home dad uses layoff to pursue dream of authorship.
When I was in the seventh grade, I had a huge crush on a classmate by the name of Lou Anne Martin.
Planning begins for Madison Street Festival in February. Volunteers are needed to get involved in planning the 30th anniversary celebration.
The San Diego Chicken and Barney the Dinosaur are feuding. What's this world coming to?
Here are some of the events and meetings happening in the area this month.
The Madison Street Festival continues its growth spurt.
When people see me drive, they have questions. For example, "What kind of idiot are you?"
The world of droids and cars that float above the ground is finally here!
Sci-Quest's new exhibit, Space: A Journey to Our Future opens Saturday, June 19.
A live canvas of artists designing works-in-progress will gather under shade trees along Main Street on June 5.
Since the day his parents brought home a Nintendo 64 at age three, Trey Hale has had a passion for video games.
Discovery student receives opportunity to attend premier camp for aspiring artist.
Panoply of the Arts takes place April 23-25 in downtown Huntsville.
Professor Stanley Curtis thinks that pigs are much smarter than people think. I think Professor Curtis is one pork rind short of a full bag.
Have you ever wondered who first figured out what man should and should not eat?
A musical based on Victorian author Charles Dickens' novel The Mystery of Edwin Drood, will open April 1 at The University of Alabama in Huntsville.
My hair's falling out, so I asked my doctor to if he could give me something to keep it in. He said to just use a box.
The Tonya Factor is named in honor of Tonya Harding, that wonderful piece of Olympic white trash who made the 1994 Winter Games such a "must see" event.
Do you have questions about selling your artwork? If so, the “Studio Professions” workshop is for you!
What if someone handed you a pill and said, "You can live to be 120 years old." Would you take the pill?
Music is far more than random sounds designed to distract. Just ask Madison-based recording artist and guitar instructor, John Tinger.
"Shopping for your wife?" Bambi asked with a gleam in her eye. She held up one of those boostie French things and waved it in front of my face.
If Jesus had been born in a mall instead of a manger, we would not be celebrating Christmas today because the Three Wise Men would have never found a place to park.
